I know that Sis in the only one who isn't excited at all for today. She's waiting with pithy comments in tow for all the criticism to come of this year's golden boy.I'm just eagerly anticipating any changes to the current status of the nation.
And this morning on my favorite radio station, they played the Barack Obama top ten that he did for Letterman last January. Barack read them himself and if you google the Brack Obama Letterman top ten, you can watch it on YouTube, because I don't like loading videos.
For your laughter . . .
10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.
6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year "Barack-tober."
4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.
Happy New President Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 comments:
Yeah, President Obama!!!!!
Hey, I'm excited. But I'd rather be asked what I think of him in four years... Let's see what he does! Go new non-Bush president!
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