Nothing like getting looks of pity from your co-workers everyday as you come in and sit at your desk.
That and the occasional nervous/helpless man comments.
"Just let me know if I need to go boil some water!"
"I used to have an EMT license . . so let me know if you need some assistance!"
"How far away is your hospital?"
The ladies just want to be helpful.
"Let me know if you need anything!"
"Can I grad you something from the cafeteria?"
"Do you have a sitter for Alaina?"
"Call me any time!"
Now the only words that I want to hear are from the Midwife at today's appointment
"Would you like to be induced?"
YES PLEASE!!!!!
(And yes sister, just for you I have waited to have this baby so that I will be on maternity leave for your entire visit in July. I expect lavish gifts, aka flipflops, and a babysitter for at least one nap while you are here.)
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